Hydro Jetboard


$2,795 at Jetpacks.

Flood your body with adrenaline as you take to the air on this hydro jetboard. This insanely fun gadget sends you soaring into the air by pumping the water underneath you to thrust you upwards while you’re firmly attached to the foot harnesses.

Matching Striped Christmas Pajamas


$20.00 at Etsy.

Need blackmail material for your offspring’s rebellious teenage years? Simply dress your whole family up in these matching striped Christmas pajamas and you’ll have the ultimate weapon in your back pocket should your kids ever try to act too cool in front of their friends.

Unfolding Packpack Electric Skateboard


$999.99 at Movpak.

Make your daily commute more efficient by traveling with the unfolding backpack electric skateboard. Designed to be worn, rolled, and ridden – it transitions between a backpack, skateboard, or carry-on style bag with enough room to carry you and all your gear.

Spy Video Watch


$44.98 at Amazon.

Enact your wildest espionage fantasies by recording your surroundings using this spy video watch. This James Bond inspired gadget fits discreetly on your wrist and is designed to capture twenty minutes of video or forty minutes of audio.

James Bond Q Boat


$9,887.48 at ClassicCarsForSale.

Live the 007 lifestyle by traveling through the open water in this James Bond Q boat. The boat uses a powerful 350 hp V12 Chevy “jet” engine that pumps water out at high pressure, eliminating the need for propellers.

Dual Jet Bath Spa


$39.99 at Amazon.

Soothe sore muscles and melt away tension with the ultimate home spa experience. The Dual Jet Bath Spa creates and oasis of relaxation right in your bathtub. Create your ultimate relaxing environment with adjustable nozzles and jets. So easy you can use it every day. It fits all standard tubs and easily adjusts to water level. It gives you the amenities of a spa in your very own bathtub.

F Bomb Paperweight


$45.00 at Amazon.

It’s never easy dropping truth bombs in the office. But “f” bombs? Always explosive fun! Fred Conlon’s recycled steel sculpture lightens up desk-side chats and tough conversations with a delightfully abstract expletive appropriate for any situation. Handmade in Utah.

Felt Christmas Tree


$35.00 at Etsy.

Help your little ones partake in decorating the tree without having your expensive ornaments broken by having them decorate this felt Christmas tree instead. This little green tree stands three feet tall and comes with bright colorful ornaments.

Baby Hammock


$129.79 at Amazon.

Teach your tiny human the finer points of relaxation from an early age with this baby hammock. Weighing just 7.5 pounds, this pint-size natural cotton hammock sways gently to lull your baby to sleep while keeping them safe and comfortable.

Pet Hair Paint


$13.99 at Amazon.

Pet paint is the perfect colored dye for your dog, cat, horse, and any other pet with a coat! Dress up your furry friend for holidays, parades, birthdays and more! Decorate Dixie like a princess this Halloween, or dye your poodle’s ears and feet for your upcoming show!  I envision a red, white and blue dog for 4th of July this year.

Animated Ugly Christmas Sweaters


$54.95 – $64.95 at Amazon.

A unique digital sweater that will make you the center of the christmas party, presented by morph costume company digital dudz.  Slide a smartphone into the purpose built sleeve, and watch the animation come to life through the easily downloaded interactive app.

Reindeer Threesome Sweater


$59.99 – $62.99 at Amazon.

This naughty Christmas sweater features a reindeer threesome with Rudolph sandwiched in the middle (note the red nose). This sweater is the pinnacle of our Naughty Christmas Sweater Collection and boldly crosses the line from a tacky Christmas sweater to an inappropriate masterpiece!

Basketball Hoop Mug


$24.00 at Amazon.

The Mug With A Hoop is a real fan favorite and is great for tossing marshmallows into hot chocolate, cereal into milk, crackers into soup or even toppings onto ice cream!   The Mug is oversized and can be used as a cup or a bowl.

18K Gold Plated Grillz for Mouth Top Bottom

grill$19.99 at Amazon.

This grillz set is plated with premium 18k gold plating. These are one size fits all grillz, and they come individually packaged, each with a reusable silicone molding bar and instructions for easy fitting and adjusting without messy molds. You get the same look and feel as real grillz without breaking your wallet.

Cork Globe


$129.70 at Amazon.

Stick pins in the places you’ve been or plan to go in your future travels on this beautiful planet! The Cork Globe provides a unique change from the average world map pin boards.  This sophisticated globe can take a prime place in your home.

Mirrorman Suit


$2,000 at Etsy.

This awesome costume must be a walking reflection.  How on earth does this costume even work or feel?  Regardless, it would be the best costume at the party.

Pac-Man Ukulele


$600 at Etsy.

Spice up your show with a Pac-Man Ukulele.  This fully functional ukulele is made out of maple with an ipa fretboard.  Also available in other styles such as Transformers, Cupcake, Steampunk, and Panda style.

1/4 Mile Potato Gun Cannon


$49.99 at Amazon.

Prepare for battle! The Urban Warrior Potato Cannon packs a powerful punch! It has twice the power behind its predecessor, the City Slicker. This Quarter Mile Cannon is easy to handle, easy to carry and easy to store. Due to the Urban Warrior’s compact size, it has a very loud discharge and shoots an 18″ flame out the end! If you use your tennis ball attachment with the Urban Warrior, you will likely never see your tennis ball again.

8-Person Island Raft


$130-$319 at Amazon.

Why not get this for your partying needs on the lake?  Today I personally saw a group of people swim off their boat, all with a drink in their hand, none with life-jackets on, holding their drink up in the air like the Statue of Liberty.  Every single one of them!  Looked very uncomfortable and ridiculous.  This raft might help fellas!

Jet Smart Eyewear for Sports and Fitness


$699 at Amazon.

Jet is a revolutionary smart eyewear designed for sports and high intensity activities. Its rugged engineering, advanced microcomputer and suite of sensors deliver data instantly. Jet’s data is displayed just below your right eye, unobtrusively and without distraction so you can focus on the task at hand.  So what does it do? Text, camera, GPS, heart monitor, fitness tracker.

Defrosting Tray


$13.99 at Amazon.

No need to wonder how to defrost your food in minutes any longer! Imperial Home Quick Defrosting Tray lets you thaw your frozen meat, or food quickly and naturally.

Bumper Bubble Soccer


$180.00 at Amazon.

Bubble Bumper Balls are awesome whether it’s a birthday party, stag/hen party or just come with your friends and play.  These are serious fun and will have you laughing just watching your friends fall over.

Ghostbusters Slimer Mask


$28.67 at Amazon.

He slimed me! The best thing about this Slimer Headpiece, is that just like the ghost you’re playing, you’ll still be able to eat as much as you want! Drive a bus, leave a few slime trails, and eat the Ghostbusters food with this funny mask!

Hand Exerciser


$30 at Amazon.

Need to develop stronger hands so you can hit bombs in your softball or baseball games?  This hand exerciser will develop bone crushing hand shakes at the very least!

Six Person Towable Tube


$796.05 at Amazon.

The Rave Sports Waterboggans Inflatable Towable is designed, just like a banana boat, to glide the fastest and delight the crowds.  Seating is up to half a dozen riders from kids to adults.  The Waterboggan Six-Person Sea Sled will keep your family, friends, guests or campers satisfied with a long, stable ride.

Rebel Bass Guitar


$795.17 at Etsy.

As standard, it is a fully working P bass style guitar and is built within a plastic Millennium Falcon body. Don’t let that fool you though, because this guitar produces a wonderful tone and with a half decent amp, you could amaze everyone by conquering all manner of riffs in less than 12 parsecs!

Functional NES Controller Coffee Table


$1,300 at Etsy.

This table was built to scale with the original NES controller. This fully functional controller’s buttons have been tuned up for easy play. No more soar hand after playing for 5 minutes like similar tables out on the market. Each button is sensitive to the touch, tweaked to feel like the real deal.

Rodeo Core Fitness Trainer


$239.95 at Amazon.

Enjoy a delightful ride while whipping core muscles into shape! The fun and easy way to tone your abs and thighs! Much easier than doing sit-ups! Horseback riding is a great form of exercise! It stimulates the heart and blood vessels, plus conditions your muscles at the same time. Get the same kind of exercise using the Rodeo Core! Easy to use! Just sit down on the saddle and place both feet on to the unit’s pedal. Then lean forward and backward along with the saddle’s motion. As you ride, this swinging motion tones muscles in inner thighs, lower and upper back, and abdominal muscles.

Floating Birthday Candle


$11.04 at Amazon.

How about an easy way to celebrate your friend’s birthday while out having a drink?  This floating birthday candle would go perfectly in his/her drink with a moment of laughter!

Citrus Spritzer


$2.98 at Amazon.

Spray it, don’t squeeze it. Stem is designed to allow a cook to spray juice directly from a citrus fruit. No longer do you have to cut and squeeze your fruit to get the juice out like a common cook. With only one finger you can now spray citrus juice on your favorite foods evenly.

Hairbrush Flask


$31.49 at Amazon.

The Bev-Brush paddle brush flask looks and feels EXACTLY like a real paddle hairbrush. Not only is it a great brush it is a 6 oz. secret flask. You will save more money the first night you use your Bev-Brush than the cost of the flask itself. This is the greatest women’s flask EVER … Just fill it with 6 oz. (185 ml) of booze, put it in your purse, and the night has just begun.

Eyelash Jewelry


$7-$60 at Etsy.

Never in my life did I know all the things people could put on their eyelashes.  Check out the eyelash jewelry from rave bling, to dolphins, pandas, feathers, rainbows, lady bugs, etc.

R2-D2 Purse


$185 at Etsy.

This bag is inspired by R2D2 from Star Wars movie. Made of fine quality wool felt and decorated with prints and embroidery, the bag is designed with attention to details. The bag is padded and keeps it’s shape well.

Sound Activated Light Up Hat


$399 at Etsy.

Rock this glowing top hat at a club, bar, party, concert, or rave. It’s the perfect ice breaker for singles. Regardless of where you are you’ll be getting tons of attention. It’s definitely an eye catcher in bars, clubs, concerts, etc.

Lego Brick Purse


$200 at Etsy.

This LEGO brick purse maybe the key ingredient to give a touch of color which may be all your outfit needs to get that youthful appeal.  It will set you apart from the conventional bags with it’s vibrant design composed entirely out of LEGO bricks.

Dog Umbrella


$9.37 at Amazon.

Pet Umbrella with Built in Leash – Keep your pet happy and dry in rain, sleet or snow! Now you can protect your pet from the harsh elements with a uniquely designed umbrella especially made for pets.

Suit Pajamas


$169.99 at Amazon.

Do you want to be more Awesome? Love Suits, but looking for something a little more comfortable at home? Designed specifically to help you have more fun in life and individually produced by their hand-selected team of tailors.   Legendary Suitjamas are made using only the finest cotton-silk blends available.

Stormtrooper Helmet


$233.67 at Etsy.

The Stormtrooper stunt helmet is constructed of fiberglass with a glossy white painted surface with flat green lenses and metal tip arrestors.  With correct details for the stunt version used in the star wars films, it would be excellent for display or can be worn when suitable as padding is installed.

NES Gun Lamp


$80 at Etsy.

After spending half of my childhood shooting those elusive ducks, this highly unique sculpture lamp made with a Nintendo NES controller and Zapper gun helps me reminisce. The Zapper gun is securely mounted to the controller which makes for a perfect base to the lamp and the gun handle adds extra stability.

Mini Dog Couch


$96.99 at Amazon.

The Ultra Plush Club Chair Pet Bed features storage for toys and bones with a Removable and washable cushion cover. The bed is elevated for draft free sleeping. Fits pets up to 10 lbs. Bed Size – 26.75” x 16.5” x 16.75”. Enchanted Home Pet furniture eases your pet into a luxurious cushion that engulfs them in complete comfort and warmth.

Miniature Pinball Machines


$54 at Etsy.

Give your game room a real arcade feel using these mini replica pinball machines. While these 1/12th scale pinball machines may be too small to actually play, these handmade items come intricately designed with a geeky motif ideal for adding some style to the room.

Lego Purses


$120-$260 at Etsy.

This is either a murse or a really cool purse for women.  Chances are you’re the only one in the room with this unique lego purse.

Delorean Time Machine Clock


$575 at Etsy.

If you’re familiar with the Back To The Future trilogy, you will recognize this as the time circuits display that was in the DeLorean time machine that Doc Brown and Marty McFly famously traveled in.   This desk clock is perfect for any Back To The Future fan.

Spaceship Bed


$13,900 at Etsy.

Introducing the Deepspace Defender, the spaceship theme bed that instantly turns your little astronaut’s bedroom into Ground Control for the coolest extraterrestrial adventures on the block.

Foosball Coffee Table


$549 at Amazon.

The Signature Foosball Coffee-Table is suitable for both a game room or living room. The rich solid hardwoods blend into the environment, and the elegant frame is fit for any setting. This is more than just a foosball table, it is an impressive conversation piece and center piece.

Tank Tread ATV

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Make mother nature’s toughest terrain your bitch when riding atop the tank tread ATV. This one of a kind recreational vehicle replaces traditional tires with military grade tank treads that eagerly welcome the muddiest and rockiest terrain you throw its way.

Avengers Desk

The-Avengers-Desk-687At Tom Spina Designs

Totally awesome Avengers movie-themed hand crafted one of a kind piece of furniture art. Fully equipped with a set of “trick arrows” under glass to represent Hawkeye, and a “gamma chamber” with a heavy-duty door for the Hulk. A true one of a kind collector’s piece.

Soak ‘N’ Wet Dunk Tank


$199.99 at Amazon.

The Soak ‘n’ Wet by KO Water Games is a safe new patented portable backyard water dousing game, great for all ages. Considering that a conventional Dunk Tank may cost up to thousands of dollars to buy, this Soak ‘n’ Wet with shipping sells for under $200! An amazing return on investment if you decide to use toward fundraisers or rentals considering the price!

Zero Day Bed


At Fanstudio.

The indoor-outdoor lounger and sleeper subscribes to nature’s tropism phenomenon–the adaptive movements plants make in response to their environmental conditions.  The Zero Day Bed seeks to enhance the human experience of relaxation and peace of mind via subtle movements, adjustable positions, and, well, a tricked out interior. It even looks like a great big chill pill.

Ghostbusters Slimer Bank


$20.83 at Amazon.

When dealing with ghosts you don’t normally have to be careful what you feed them, with the obvious exception of Slimer! The stand-out star of the Ghostbusters franchise returns for another hilarious adventure with this Ghostbusters Slimer Bank! Standing over 11 inches tall and sculpted by Rudy Garcia, don’t miss out on this frightful release!

The Transparent Canoe Kayak


$2,500 at Hammacher Schlemmer.

This canoe-kayak hybrid has a transparent polymer hull that offers paddlers of all levels an underwater vista unavailable in conventional boats. Only available from Hammacher Schlemmer, it seats two people within a sturdy hull made of the same durable material found in the cockpit canopies of supersonic fighter jets.

Japanese Kit-Kat


$4.50 at Amazon.

Green Tea Kit-Kats have quickly become the most sought after snack coming from Japan. Here are a limited supply of Maccha flavored Kit-Kats that you won’t want to miss. These epic snacks have a sweet maccha flavor mixed with creamy white chocolate, on a crispy wafer that Nestles has perfected.

Darth Vadar Color Changing Lamp Table


$59.00 at Amazon.

Give the dark side of your room a little more light by turning on the Darth Vader color changing table lamp. This unique lamp can shine in one of seven vibrant colors and is made using an engrave machining process that creates stunning optical illusions.

Double Hammock Sunbed


$129.99 at Amazon.

Take an afternoon nap, laze by the pool or simply rock away your worries in this double sized canopy hammock bed. It measures 6’5″ x 6’5″ x 4’4″ with the bed itself measuring 6’5″ x 5’5″.

Inflatable Beer Pong


$47.95 at Amazon.

The Air Pong Table is the highest quality inflatable beer pong table on the market. It is the only inflatable raft which provides an authentic game of beer pong. Play beer pong whenever and wherever! Float the table in the pool, use it in your dorm, on the beach, at a tailgate, or anywhere else you can think of. Just inflate it and you’re good to go.

ZERO Helicopter


By Behance.

Not sure how safe this is but the ZERO Helicopter looks like something from the Jetson’s or more recently Meet The Robinsons.  Too bad not much detail is given when you design a concept product.

French Fry Slicer


$21.66 at Amazon.

French Fry Slicer!  This jumbo potato cutter cuts large whole potatos in one motion. Also great for carrots, zucchini and yams. Features 2 blades for small and large sticks and an extra strong suction base to eliminate slipping.

Sound Activated Light Up Wires


$29.97 at Amazon.

This el wire kit has 1 line of el wire 5 feet long with a Sound Responsive battery pack. The Sound Responsive battery pack lights the el wire up to the beat of the music. There is a scroll bar that lets you adjust the sensitivity of the Sound Responsive battery pack.

Beer Box Cowboy Hats


$24.95-$34.95 at Amazon.

These cowboy style hats are made from real beer boxes and are officially licensed. They are made in the USA and made with quality. Think of how strong those boxes have to be to support the weight of 24-30 beers!

The Gun Metal Boombox Watch



Currently Unavailable at Amazon.

We used to call these “ghetto blaster” watches when I was a kid. Sounds a little racist now. Actually, saying it sounds racist is a little racist, but in and of itself, it isn’t racist. I digress. It’s a watch made to look like an old-fashioned radio.

Bloom Coco Stylewood Baby Lounger


$195 – $310.91 at Amazon.

Bloom’s Coco Stylewood baby loungers cater to people who are down with having a kid, but loath to accruing the cradle, bouncy chair, and plastic rainbow playmate.  Coca plexistyle belongs in contemporary living spaces with its iconic form and comfortable nest for baby formed in plexistyle coca and has a smooth self-rocking motion, naturally soothing to baby.

R2-D2 Collector’s Watch


$169.44 at Amazon.

This fantastic Star Wars Analog Mens timepiece watch features a white leather bracelet with a stainless steel case which compliments the multicolour face. The R2D2 Mens Watch also comes with a 1 year manufacturer warranty booklet.

Sub-Surface Watercraft


$300,000 at Hammacher Schlemmer.

This is the partially submersible watercraft that provides above- and underwater viewing options, driving right off a trailer and into the water without the need for a crane, tender vessel, or dock. Ideal for exploring underwater environments without the need for a fully submersible craft, this one is composed of a buoyant above-water upper hull and two-person cockpit that provides 180º surface views and an inverted 1 1/2”-thick acrylic hemisphere below that provides two additional passengers underwater views.

LED Sneakers


$108.00 at Amazon.

This is a fantastic new product that nobody ever seen before. It puts LED lights around the upper of fashion sneakers. When the button is switched on, the LED lights are turned on and give colorful bright lights. The color can be changed by the button. Total seven colors are available.

Golf Swing Analyzer


$200.83 at Amazon.

Personally, I need every bit of help with my golf swing.  The SwingSmart™ is a Bluetooth-enabled sensor that attaches to your golf club shaft and with the use of a downloadable free App, wirelessly sends swing information to your Smartphone or Tablet. After you hit a ball, the SwingSmart instantly displays swing speed, tempo, face angle, and angle of attack.

Beer Hiding Soda Can Cover


$9.99 at Amazon.

Disguise Your Beer! Hide your Beer is a unique way to cover your beer can. It’s a reusable cover that wraps around your can and looks like a normal soft drink. When the can is empty, take off your Stick on beer hider and put it on a full one. Perfect for the Golf Course, Beach, Pool, Sporting Events, Boating, you name it!!

Lubricheck Engine Oil Tester & Analyzer


$49.95 at Amazon.

I always thought my car required an oil change every 3,000 to 5,000 miles out of necessity, but according to Lubricheck, this isn’t the case.  This handheld tool designed to intake a few drops of oil from your reservoir and, seconds later, output a general analysis of the the contents’ quality and continued usability.

Sneaker Wash and Dry Bag


$3.99 at Amazon.

Give your sneakers and other fabric shoes the benefit of a clean sweep with this all-in-one Washer and Dryer Bag from Household Essentials. Drop the bag in the washer then this bag cleverly attaches to the door of a front-loading dryer, giving your shoes a thorough cleaning while protecting other clothing in your load from dirty treads.

Shot Glass Roulette


$12.20 at Amazon.

If somehow you are still sober after playing a couple games of shot glass checkers, then you should try satisfying your bottomless pit of a liver with this shot glass roulette drinking game!

Wall Mounted Fish Aquarium


$18.43 at Amazon.

Give your fishy friends a birds eye view of the pad by moving them into the wall mounted fish aquarium. Hanging this aquarium from the wall, you’ll have a sleek new look to your pad.

Glass Ziploc Bag Candy Bowl


$15.81 at Amazon.

The glass ziploc bag is the candy bowl that looks like America’s favorite storage bag. If you’re looking for a really unique piece of flair for your dining room table, stick the glass Ziploc on it and have folks ask you why you’ve got a bag — they’ll never know it’s glass.

You Suck At Parking Business Cards


$14.99 at Amazon.

Perform your civic duty and shame terrible parking jobs with the “You Suck At Parking” business cards. Whenever you come across a jerk double parked, simply place one of these professional style business cards on their car.

AK-47 Ice Bullets Tray


$5.96 at Amazon.

Make your drink look dangerous with the AK-47 ice bullets tray. Just put in water, freeze, and shoot them straight into your favorite tumbler — these bullets will manly up even the girliest of drinks. Make it a killer party with ice designed to be deadly cold and delicious.

Syringe Needle Pens


$18.50 at Amazon.

These retractable ball point syringe pens are shaped like a hypodermic needle and come with a colored liquid inside the body of the pen (liquid is harmless). These syringe pens are a great gift for doctors and nurses in the medical field, and are also a great gift to give to someone who is deadly afraid of needles!

Potato Chip Bag Re-sealer


$19.99 at Amazon.

Keep those potato chips from going stale with this clever potato chip bag re-sealer.  This two-pack iTouchless Bag Re-Sealer provides inexpensive and easy way to perfectly reseal unused portions of food in seconds. It creates an airtight seal that locks in freshness, and you will save in storage bags and buying in bulk at warehouse clubs.

Spin The Shot Drinking Game


$8.70 at Amazon.

If you enjoyed Spin-the-Bottle, you will probably enjoy this gadget except without the kissing.  Although, I’m sure rule adjustments for this fun party game could be made to accommodate that as well.

Titanic Ice Cube Mold


$7.93 at Amazon.

Hey history buffs, you might like these sinking Titanic ice cubes for your drinks.  The synthetic rubber ice cube tray includes four ocean liners and four icebergs. The icebergs float while the ocean liners list slightly.

Couples’ Infrared Sauna


$1,167.99 at Amazon.

Enjoy a sauna in the comfort of your home with this affordable infrared sauna.  And do so in comfort and without being extremely sweaty as infrared saunas are absorbed by the skin as radiant heat emitted at lower temperatures.

Russian Roulette Water Balloon Gun


$26.18 at Amazon.

Since most of us would rather be wet than dead, this water balloon variation on Russian Roulette is likely to generate a bit more participation and enthusiasm as a try-your-luck party game than its bullet-based counterpart.

Bubble Soccer Battle Balls


$320.00 at Amazon.

Jump inside a big inflatable bubble and have at it! Leave it to those crazy Europeans to invent a sport that is spreading from Europe — a mashup between soccer, human bowling and dodgeball.

Ice Cream Sandwich Bench


$950 at Jellio.

You want something original, this ice cream sandwich bench is amazing.  Have you ever met a person who doesn’t like ice cream sandwiches?  Modernize your your crib with this sweet bench!

Tree Cabin Tent


$28,000 at Dom’up.

Become one with nature without having to endure all the hardships that come with it by seeking shelter in the tree cabin tent. The bold suspended design keeps you safe from potential threats while providing a breath-taking 360 degree view of your surroundings.

Guys Can Be Cat Ladies Too Book


$9.99 at Amazon.

Learn the ins and outs of cohabitating with a feline from the informative “Guys Can Be Cat Ladies Too” book. This hilarious read sheds light on a multitude of cat related subjects such as how to pet them without getting mercilessly mauled by their razor sharp claws.

Treadmill Workstation


$1,504 at Amazon.

Convenience is the name of the game and this desk treadmill is just that.  Lose those calories and lose weight at the same time, while you work on your computer, talk on the telephone, read your favorite book, read on your IPad, or Kindle by just walking on the Exerpeutic 2000 Desk Treadmill.   Just simple walking can improve your mental alertness, heighten creativity, fight depression, increase daily productivity and can even improve your overall well being.

Smartphone Breathalyzer Keychain


$49.47 at Amazon.

Instantly transform your smartphone into a breathalyzer with the ultra-portable BACtrack Vio. Quickly and easily estimate your blood alcohol content (BAC), track your BAC results over time, and with ZeroLine, estimate when your BAC will return to 0.00%.  Perfect for BAC testing on the go, the Vio fits inside a purse or pocket and can be easily used as a keychain.  Be responsible!

Vibration Platform Fitness Machine


$249.99 at Amazon.

The vibration plate creates a high frequency vibration which causes a stretch reflex within the body. This means that the muscles contract involuntarily so creating the effects of exercise without the exertion of conventional exercises.  As soon as you step off, you certainly will notice the solid workout you just experienced.

Water Hamster Wheel

water-hamster-wheel-13305$399.99 at Amazon.

This World of Watersports Aqua Treadmill gives you a whole new way to move through the water. Made of durable yet soft PVC, it’s easy to use: just climb in the center, walk forward, then push with your hands to move on the water. It’s steerable and has eight convenient drainage ports so you won’t get weighed down by excess water.

Fantasy Football Championship Belt


$199.00 at Amazon.

Show your loved ones you weren’t wasting your life spending countless hours assembling the perfect team when you bring home the fantasy football championship belt. Winning your league just became a lot more interesting.

The Longboard Stroller


By Longboardstroller.

The Longboard Stroller: the future of kids and mobility. The Longboard Stroller: because every kid deserves to eat pavement at the hands of a parent who didn’t see the raised edge in the sidewalk. The Longboard Stroller: Naw dude, it’s cool if I bone the drop into the quarter pipe–I got a blocker. The Longboard Stroller: how to give your child a thirst for adrenaline and a permanent physical and/or mental handicap.

Conversion DeLorean Time Machine


$39,999 at Ebay.

The past, present, and future are within your reach after modifying your car with the DeLorean time machine conversion service. Both the original plutonium model and newer fusion powered version will be recreated right down to the smallest detail.

Redneck Shotgun Toilet Plunger


$29.79 at Amazon.

Turn an unpleasant task into comedy with The Redneck Plunger. Not only does it actually do the job, but it also makes realistic shotgun sounds when you pull the trigger. It stands on end like any other plunger. As they say, “if it’s brown, it’s down.”

Fridge Game Boy Tetris Decal


$21.75 at Amazon.

Power up your kitchen with this geeky refrigerator Game Boy Tetris decal. No matter what the color of your fridge, these easy to install decals transform the plain facade into a lively and nostalgic tribute any gamer can appreciate.

Touchscreen Coffee Table


$7,950 at Ideum.

Redefine the way you view home computing with the addition of the touchscreen coffee table to your living room. The first of its kind, this monster sized tablet allows you to simultaneously run Android and Window 8 systems for maximum versatility and utility.

Remote Control Tank


$1,161.67 at Amazon.

Wreak havoc with this 20  remote control tank on the imaginary battlefield. This miniaturized 1/16th scale combat vehicle comes with a specialized gearbox that mimics real tank movements, such as a rotating and elevating gun turret.

Dog High Chair


$48.33 at Amazon.

Pet Gear Clip-On High Chair is a great way to enjoy time with your pet. Whether you are working at your desk at home or at the office, your pet can be sitting comfortably, right by your side. Include your dog or cat on weekly game night. Your pet won’t feel lonely or left out again. Ideal for pets up to 10-pounds.

Tow/Hub USB Paper Towel Holder


$49.99 at Amazon.

This paper towel holder utilizes only one power cord to charge up to 4 separate devices frees up other electrical outlets for your many other kitchen appliances. The top is customizable, featuring a knob that may be removed or replaced with your own wine stopper for the added personal feel.

Ultraloud Titanium Emergency Whistle


$20.95 at Amazon.

NiteCore NWS10 is the loudest emergency whistle on the market. You can effortlessly produce 120 decibel sound.  You can put on your keychain or hang around the neck. Ideal for boating, scuba diving, hikers and personal safety. Widely used by Security, Military, Police, and crime prevention units.

Inflatable Fishing Float Tube With Backpack Straps


$193.95 at Amazon.

Backpackable float tube with easy-entry front design. Hydrodynamic hull is shaped for improved tracking and steering. Includes adjustable backpacking shoulder straps and two cargo pockets with easy-open double zippers. Extra high seat for drier and warmer fishing and improved visability. Comfortable thickly padded seat has a high adjustable backrest.

50 Caliber Bullet Beer Glass


$25.02 at Amazon.

Impress your buddies and enjoy a nice cold beer with this bullet beer glass from Final Touch. Made from hand-blown durable borosilicate glass, the inner wall is in the shape of a 50 caliber bullet. The double wall design leaves no condensation outside, preventing table rings. Use this for beer at parties with your friends or as an awesome decoration.

Hybrid Stand Up/Sit Down Paddleboard


$599.99 at Amazon.

A sit-on-top kayak that lets you stand up and paddle, the Ocean Kayak Nalu hybrid paddle board delivers a different kind of fun on the water. With the Nalu, paddlers can sit in the hybrid molded-in seating area and paddle just like in a traditional sit-on-top kayak. However, they can also use the Nalu like a stand-up canoe, giving them an entirely different perspective.

Darth Vadar Toaster


$44.99 at Amazon.

You want all things Star Wars in your life.  You’ve been waiting for the all new Star Wars movies to come out in theater.  Now you can even have Star Wars toast!

Kid’s Maybach Ride On Car


$429.99 at Amazon.

Give your offspring a taste of the finer things in life when you place them behind the wheel of the kid’s Maybach ride on car. This pint-sized luxury vehicle comfortably seats one and comes with a 12 volt engine that tops out at an ass clenching 2.5 miles per hour.

Escapade Pedal Boat


$3,150 at Amazon.

The Escapade is a pedal boat unlike any you’ve seen before. The pedal drive system uses propeller propulsion, moving it through the water as a traditional boat motor would. The high windshield allows protection from wind and wave making boating a 3 season sport.

Light Up Drumsticks


$34.71 at Amazon.

Overshadow the more talented members of your band with cheap gimmicks by playing with these light up drumsticks. These roadie approved drumsticks light up in a deep blue that creates an incredible visual effect while you play your mediocre heart out.

GoPro Mounted Quadrocopter


$729 at Amazon.

Have fun spying on your best friends and getting some great video shots around the hood with this easy maneuvering with this GoPro mounted quadrocopter.  Have fun flying it by itself or even better with a GoPro to record the action.

Reverse Peephole Viewer


$43.87 at Amazon.

The reverse peephole viewer, used appropriately by law enforcement personnel and inappropriately by 99% of all others who have them.  Definitely should be illegal, but is instead available with free shipping on Amazon.

Giant Inflatable Penis Costume


$26.27 at Amazon.

Something tells me that 90% of the time someone buys a Giant Inflatable Penis Costume, it’s to give to someone else. But what’s wrong with wanting to walk around dressed as a 7-foot tall penis yourself? I mean, I act like a dick on occasion, and given that we live in a world of Size matters and Go big or go home, I figure if I’m going to be a dick, may as well be the biggest dick anyone’s ever seen.

Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float


$19.91 at Amazon.

The Ice Cream Pool Float is over 6 feet tall once when inflated. Resembles a realistic ice cream sandwich with a bite taken out of it.  A patch kit is also included for those who take the float’s realistic representation of an ice cream sandwich too literally.

NOMIS Kid Piggybacker


$83.95 at Amazon.

The multi-award winning Piggyback Rider engages parents with their children in active transport, year round on every outing (at the ball game, hiking, or just around town) by creating a mutually enjoyable, effortless way to carry toddlers at your back.

Euler’s Disk of Infinite Spin and Sound


$24.47 at Amazon.

This is one of the most amazing demonstrations of physics ever. There are no batteries, no magnets, no moving parts of any kind. It’s just the metal disk and the mirrored platform. Give it a spin and it will spin over 2 minutes with a good spin. A hypnotic display of light and sound and gravity is like “What the …..!”

Sky Lanterns


$5.80 at Amazon.

Fill your evening with magic and whimsy as you illuminate the night sky with these fun to use sky lanterns. Perfect for any celebration, these flame retardant and 100% biodegradable lanterns create a beautiful effect as they take to the air.

Lighter Watch


$8.60 at Amazon.

This fully functional and flashy timepiece incorporates a useful butane lighter into the watch’s face so you always have a light when you need it.

Solar Powered Generator


$184.40 at Amazon.

The Goal Zero Yeti 150 Solar Generator is a gas free source of portable power to keep lights, phones and laptops powered on through any situation such as for emergencies, camping, or wherever you need power. It’s your portable mini powerhouse.

13x13x13 Rubik’s Cube


$339.99 at Amazon.

Put those neglected brain muscles to the ultimate test when you take on the 13x13x13 Rubik’s Cube. This mammoth sized cube will have you going crazy as you try and match the 6 enormous sides up so that they align perfectly.

Taco Toaster


$27.50 at Amazon.

Nostalgia Electric’s Taco Toaster creates a crispy, delicious hard taco shell out of standard tortillas. Create your own taco shells quickly and with no mess. Place standard tortillas into the formers and place them in the toaster.

Portable Tow Truck


$34.50 at Amazon.

Everyone up North needs on of these in their trunks with all the weather we get these days!  Provides emergency traction for your tires when tire chains are not available or cannot be used.

Toroflux Kinetic Flow Toy


$19.95 at Amazon.

Try this mesmerizing, educational kinetic sculpture and interactive “flow toy.” It folds flat and pops open, surprising everyone as it rolls along your arm and can be passed from one arm to another.

Firebox 5″ Folding Campfire Stove


$67.98 at Amazon.

Firebox 5″ Folding Campfire Stove is the most portable, versatile, easy to use cooking stove ever.  It’s a thin, portable campfire and multi-fuel stove with a 5″ combustion chamber that burns very efficient. Simply place combustible fuels in the Firebox and ignite from the top or bottom through the fire grate.

Pocket Fishing Rod


$9.99 – $13.91 at Amazon.

Put this fishing rod in your pocket or backpack and be ready to fish at the drop of a hat!  This pen-sized rod is made from a sturdy aluminum alloy and includes forward and reverse ratchet stop and drag control.

Paintball Airow Gun with Infinite Edge Bow


$479.95 at Amazon.  

No other paintball marker even comes close the the Airow Gun. The Airow Gun is mounted to a Diamond Infinite Edge Bow. This is by far the most unique marker that we have seen. This marker enables you to silently take down the opposing team with extreme accuracy. The Airow Gun is perfect for scenario and woodsball players.

Phantom Keystroke Prankster


$29.99 at Amazon.

Attach this evil prank device to your victim’s computer and it makes random mouse movements and types out odd garbage text and phrases.  Switches on side choose between keyboard garbage typing, caps lock-toggle, annoying mouse movements or all three.

Colored Smoke Grenades

Smoke Grenades

$14.99 – $39.99 at Amazon.

These Smoke Grenades, with an average of 90 seconds of burn time, are ideal for paintball and airsoft game scenarios where cover is sparse and the opposition may have the upper hand.

Easy Breathe Snorkling Mask


$180-$299 at Amazon.

Have you ever quit snorkeling in a matter of minutes due to the taste of the salt or water coming down your snorkel tube? This may not be a set of gills, but this snorkel mask by Tribord is worth it!

Steampunk Frankenstein Costume


$177.33 at Amazon.

The Steampunk Frankenstein costume is one of many of the Nightmare Collection.  If Franky isn’t scary enough for you, maybe you’ll like the jester grim, dragon, alien, werewolf, warrior, or the beast costume.

Caged Animal Gorilla Costume


$158.99 at Amazon.  *Currently on sale for $49.33

The most incredible adult costume you’ve ever seen. This adult costume holds a single person apparently trapped in a bamboo cage and being carried by a full-sized smiling gorilla. Hilarious. This costume will stop traffic. You will be the hit of the party, parade or festival.

Nintendo Controller Coffee Table


$3,500 at Etsy.

Want a coffee table that doubles as a fully functional Nintendo controller? This giant hand crafted Nintendo controller coffee table is made from mahogany, and includes a removeable glass top when you want to use it as a gaming controller.

LED Suits

LED Suits

$199.99 at Etsy.

LED suits series “Throne Smart” are excellent solution for professional dance companies with the ability to use on any stages. A key feature of these suits is central computer control.  It allows you to synchronize lighting effects and apply them on a musical composition.