Chubby For My Cubbies T-Shirt


$25 at

Cubs fever is happening again just as Back To The Future II ordered up!  Support your team in one of these rather inappropriate Chubby For My Cubbies t-shirts!  Email to order.

Self-Defense Flashlight


$19.98 at Amazon.

Whether you’re camping or hiking, this self-defense flashlight is a must.  Or keep it with your vehicle for the emergency light or to break out of your vehicle if necessary.

Carpet Chair


$13,050 at Mousarris.

The Carpet Chair comes in a fine selection of Persian Carpets and styles. Every carpet it is handmade and takes four months to produce. This chair gives the illusion of a magic carpet floating in the air.

Virtual Reality Headset


$99.99 at Amazon.

Mobile virtual reality is finally here. With the Samsung Gear VR, you can play amazing games, watch Hollywood’s best movies in your own private cinema (or even on the moon!), socialize with friends new and old, be at the center of a suspense thriller, and so much more. The Gear VR drops you right into the action-and it’s only from Samsung & Oculus.

Kylo Ren Fathead


$99.99 at Fathead.

Discover how the supreme quality and resolution of our Star Wars wall decals honor the cinematic quality of the legendary films. Unlike a Star Wars poster, these high impact, finely detailed Fathead Star Wars wall decals come with a low-tac, adhesive backing that makes decorating easy and allows you to remove and reuse them without any harm to your walls.

Alpha 1s Humanoid Robot


$469 at StackSocial.

The Alpha 1s Humanoid Robot makes your human friends seem lame. Humanoid demonstrates yoga moves, busts out martial arts, plays the top 40 hits, and moves in every which way thanks to his human-like 16 joints. Control Humanoid on your smartphone via Bluetooth and even program him to perform customized actions. You’ll all at once stay entertained and become a mad robot-programming scientist (of sorts).

ZeroEdge Dashcam DVR with Rear Camera


$82.99 at Amazon.

This Dashcam device, is a combination forward facing Dashcam that attaches to your existing rear-view mirror, and a rear camera that installs over your rear license plate. I spent the extra money to get this professionally installed by Best Buy’s Geek Squad, and it was worth it. This gadget makes backing out a breeze, gives me peace of mind by providing a visual record of what happens on the road, and provides a larger field of view from the larger mirror.

Aquarium Bed



$11,500 at ArcylicAquariums.

Sleep with the fishes – literally – with the aquarium bed headboard. This massive 650 gallon aquarium is completely custom made to give your bedroom a one of a kind aquatic look, and can probably double as a swimming pool if you feel like swimming with your pets.

Mustache Pacifier


$9.34 at Amazon.

The Mustache Pacifier will bring the handlebar mustache back in style! Made from baby-grade silicone and nontoxic plastic, this funny pacifier keeps infants quiet, provides laughter for the lucky parents, and comes with a handy storage shell. Babies will gain an innate appreciation for their facial hair trends. Everyone is happy when the Mustachifier is equipped!

Walk In Beer Cooler


6,349 at KegWorks.

This isn’t your typical beverage cooler; it’s more like a piece of heaven, if heaven were climate controlled and located in your basement. Seriously though, the BrewCave is the walk in cooler that has everything!

Light Up Shoes


$650 at Solelites.

These aren’t just any regular light up shoes, these custom made kicks are hand made to order from the designer responsible for the lighting in the TRON movie and for Daft Punk.  With each step you take, these shoes will light up any room and turn heads.

Underwater Scooter


$698 at Amazon.

The BladeFish SeaJet underwater scooter 5000 is perfect for scuba diving, snorkeling and swimming. The innovative, compact design of the Blade Fish sea scooter 5000 allows for high power and long run time while only weighing about 10lbs with dimensions of about 15″x15″x6″. But don’t let it’s small size fool you! The BladeFish can get up to 3.75 mph and has a run time up to 2 hours.

Light Up Umbrella


$21.70 at Amazon.

A Futuristic Take On A Everyday Item The LED umbrella is a cool looking conventional umbrella plus the shining led umbrella’s shaft that will add futuristic outlook for its users. Measures 32.5-inches long and 41-inch opened diameter and powered by 3x LR44 button batteries. This Blade Runner style LED umbrella shows you how to look cool in the rain.

Ford Mustang Pool Table


$9,995 at Amazon.

Play a game of billiards on one of the greatest pony cars to ever grace the auto industry – the legendary 1965 Ford Mustang. These custom made Mustang pool tables comes with real chrome bumpers, working head lights, real tires, and real wheels.

Three Player Chess


$59.00 at Amazon.

Play chess with 3 people at the same time with this three player chess game. Without compromising any of the rules, strategy, or fun of Chess, this variant board has been developed that accommodates three players. The only changes from conventional chess are some protocol issues that must be followed to maintain order where the teams border each other, which is simple and necessary. The complexities of the third player are infinite.

Strip Club Cash Canon


$59.00 at Amazon.

Don’t just make it rain at the strip club – make it tropical storm – with this quick dispensing cash cannon! Built for speed and performance, this baby will shoot your entire life savings all over the dance floor in record time as you make the worst decision of your life! YOLO.

Modern Knives Set


$984.02 at Amazon.

The Deglon Meeting Knife Set is practical, durable and a work of art. Designed by Mia Schmallenbach and produced by Deglon, it won first prize in the 5th European Cutlery Design Award. This lovely set is made of high quality stainless steel and seemingly appears to be created from a single block of stainless steel. Each knife nests within the set. To remove each knife, simply press down near the tip of the blade and life knife away by the handle. Set includes a 3-1/4-inch paring knife, 5-1/4-inch utility knife, 8-inch chef knife, 8-3/4-inch slicer and matching stainless steel block.

Poop Soap Bars


$13.59 at Amazon.

World’s best gag gift, prank, stocking stuffer! The ORIGINAL Poop Soap.  Real handmade soap that looks like real human poo with corn.  BUTT smells AWESOME!  Real usable soap with bits of corn for that disgusting real life look. Don’t forget that EX Valentine or April Fool’s Day coming up!

Mini Jelly Fish Tank


$250 at

Own a small hypnotizing piece of the ocean in your home or office with the mini jelly fish tank! These jelly fish tanks are custom built to ensure the survival of jelly fish with a custom filtration system, and offers a stylish design with color changing LED lighting built in.

Nano Remote Control Quadrocopter


$29.99 at Amazon.

Don’t let its size fool you, the nano remote control quadrocopter provides big time fun without breaking the bank. LED lights at each end help you identify the front and back while its small size makes the nano quadrocopter ideal for indoor use.

Trac-Grabber “Get Unstuck” Traction Tools


$49.99 at Amazon.

The Trac-Grabber is a new revolutionary and inexpensive device which is quickly and easily strapped to the drive wheels of a vehicle which is stuck in the sand, mud, or snow, and enables the vehicle to get unstuck quickly under its own power. With the Trac-Grabbers secured to the wheels, the wheels spin to the point where the Trac-Grabbers engage, lift, grab, and move the vehicle back to stable terrain.

Hog Wild Ball Poppers


$8-17.99 at Amazon.

That sudden burst of air pressure shoots out a soft foam ball up to 20′. The harder you squeeze, the faster and farther the ball launches out. Includes 6 soft foam balls and carry net.

Micro BB Crossbow


$120.00 at Etsy.

These little crossbows will easily shoot either bb’s, matches or even small headless nails! These handmade crossbows are fully functional and are the perfect gift for someone that has everything.

Kaboost Portable Chair Booster


$39.99 at Amazon.

KABOOST is the portable chair booster that raises the height of a 4-legged chair by simply snapping underneath the chair in seconds. It is engineered to improve chair stability and stays attached when the chair is moved. By raising the height of the chair, little kids can sit like big kids at the table.

Glow In The Dark Golf Balls


$13.95 at Amazon.

Play the best glow in the dark night golf ball in the industry. This means our ball not only glows, it hits as long and true as your favorite tour quality ball like the Callaway HX or ProV1. We accomplish this because unlike LED golf balls, our ball has a real core, mantle and skin. So it hits soft, long and true.

Personalized Couples Keychains


$45.00 at Etsy.

Ensure your sweetheart stays by your side no matter where you go by carrying your own personalized couples keychain. Simply send in a few pictures, and two polymer clay pint sized counterparts resembling the two of you right down to the outfit will be yours.

Floor Cleaning Slippers


$7.58 at Amazon.

Help keep your home tidy in between cleanings by wearing these floor cleaning slippers. The soles of these super comfy slippers are removable for easy clean up and come lined with small thick microfiber fingers that help pick up dust as you walk around.

Hand Mirror


$2.52 at Amazon.

Try these hand mirrors to see behind while you’re racing your BMX or ATV or when training or working out on your 10-speed in the sweet spandex bike outfits.

Minecraft Wall Graphics


$27.99 at Amazon.

Let’s go to a place where everything is made of blocks, where the only limit is your imagination. Let’s go wherever you want to go. No one can tell you what you can or cannot do. With no rules to follow, this adventure is up to you.

Flux Capacitor Car Charger


$32.55 at Amazon.

Dr. Emmett Brown: “This is it! This is the answer. It says here… that a bolt of lightning is going to strike the clock tower at precisely 10:04pm, next Saturday night! If… If we could somehow… harness this lightning… channel it… into the flux capacitor… it just might work. Next Saturday night, we’re sending you back to the future!”

The Water Jet Pack


$68,500 at Jetlev-Flyer.

The water jet pack is officially the greatest thing ever. For only sixty-eight grand, you can own your very own water thrusting jetpack. It can lift you up to 30 feet high and thrust forward at 30 miles per hour.  Pure awesomeness!

Dyson V6 Mattress & Car Seat Vacuum


$249.00 at Amazon.

What’s lurking in your mattress? 2 million dust mites and their allergenic feces, which are easily inhaled and can trigger allergies. The Dyson V6 mattress vacuum has powerful suction to remove allergens from your mattress in no time.

Baseball Gear Shift


$47.49 at Amazon.

These baseball shift knobs use a Universal Mounting System that will not only fit any manual transmission shift lever, but it also makes installation easy and done in a matter of minutes.  So if you love baseball or want to spruce up your son’s 16th birthday car, this is a cool toy to have.

Pocket Radar – Perfect For Baseball & Softball


$199.95 at Amazon.

The Pocket Radar Classic model is a pocket-sized general purpose speed radar gun that can be used for many uses including traffic safety, radio controlled hobbies, motor sports, neighborhood safety, industrial safety, scientific research and much more. You decide what to measure and when, using one of two modes – snapshot or repeating – to accurately monitor the speeds of vehicles, radio controlled planes/cars, runners and any other moving object from 7-375 MPH.

Wind Up Granny Racers


$44.90 at Amazon.

The BLUW Racing Granny + Speeding Grandad is a wacky, silly gag gift for all kinds of parties and celebrations. Includes a wind-up granny with walker and a pull-back granddad in scooter. Who is going to get to the end faster. Fun, wacky party favor and activity.

Self Sustaining Ecosphere


$47.99 at Amazon.

This fascinating enclosed world contains marine shrimp, algae and micro-organisms. Made from hand blown glass, each EcoSphere is a completely enclosed, self-sustaining little world. The EcoSphere only needs indirect light and comfortable room temperature (between 60F and 80F.) The EcoSphere works on the basis that a closed system recycles its nutrients and does not produce excess waste.

Smoke Ring Blaster


$25.18 at Amazon.

Blow off some steam, or rather, shoot some smoke rings. The Zero Fog Blaster is a ray gun that shoots smoke rings up to 12 feet. A great toy for the office or home, safe and non-toxic, it comes with a water based fog liquid that you pour into the gun and blast away.

Underground Parking


$61,000 at

With this custom built underground parking dock system you can keep your expensive cars hidden from thieves, save space in your driveway, and protect your cars from the harsh outdoor elements that will wear down that fresh exterior.

Remote Control Pool Skimmer


$117.36 at Amazon.

Remote controlled leaf and bag skimmer. Your kids will love to clean the pool with Jet Net. This speedy boat tools around your pool and picks up leaves, bugs, seeds and anything else on the surface and captures it in the enclosed net.

Gemmy Airborn 12′ Movie Screen


127.99 at Amazon.

Now you can have your own movie theatre anywhere! The Gemmy Movie Screen lifts straight out of its durable bag and in seconds, it’s ready to show movies, TV shows, video presentations and more! No more fumbling with heavy parts! The Gemmy Movie Screen is convenient, portable, and simple.

Mojio Car Monitoring and Smart Tracking System


$149 and Amazon.

Mojio makes it possible for cars to communicate with drivers and other devices in seamless way so drivers are better informed on or off the road. The 3G+GPS Mojio device plugs into any car’s On-Board Diagnostic (OBD-II) port – standard in all cars from 1996 onward – and enables a suite of apps that make your car like your smartphone in order to empower and inform you as a driver.

Bushnell Velocity Speed Gun


$84.95 at Amazon.

Knowing how fast a player pitches or runs can instantly influence a coaching decision. Enter the Bushnell Velocity speed gun, which tells you the speed of an object within plus-or-minus 1 mile per hour. The Bushnell Velocity is outfitted with digital signal processing technology, which can measure the speed of a baseball from up to 90 feet, or a moving vehicle from as far as 1,500 feet.

Myoo Japanese Katana Sword


$269.99 at Amazon.

If you watch Heroes Reborn, Hiro Nakamura might inspire you to purchase this sweet item.  Or maybe you’re more of a Walking Dead type person and want to unleash your inner Michonne with this one of a kind bad boy!

Back Posture Corrector Brace


$24.99 at Amazon.

Available now is the StabilityAce Back Posture Brace to help you stand taller and straighter and make you look better and feel younger.  This easy to use product is made with a “backpack” style construction that gently pulls the shoulders back to align and stabilize and provide postural support.

Jello Shot Syringes


$13.95 at Amazon.

Get the party started with Partay Shenanigans Jello Syringes! No more digging your fingers into the jello or squeezing the shot glass to push the jello…Jello Syringes will give you a clean and full Jello Shot experience. Simply open the cap and push the plunger, then the party is on!